i like hobbits

     I really like hobbits, they are cool as shit. They say that elves are the best race among men, but they are wrong. Elves don't live in holes like hobbits do, hobbits live in hobbit holes. Whenever they get to Rivendell in the books i say "FUCK YOU!!!" to Elrond because he is an elf and not a hobbit. Whenever i talk to people about hobbits they say "oh yeah Gandalf is pretty cool." and i agree with them thinking that they are talking about the band Gandalf, and since Gandalf isn't a hobbit he sucks. Gandalf doesn't suck as much as Strider or Gimli because he is a hobbit sympathizer and that somewhat makes up for not being a hobbit.