why the Nazgul are a bunch of pussies

In everybody's favorite, lord of the rings, we find our valiant hobbit friends out and about in Bree, land of the not hobbits, when out of no where Frodo gets stabbed by a black cloaked man, people are under the misconception that the Nazgul could have killed all of them if it weren't for Aragorn, but they are wrong. Frodo, naturally as a hobbit had the power of ten Nazgul times Sauron, was clearly holding back and allowed himself to be stabbed so he could become immune to the poison they were armed with. Everybody knows that the hobbits only weakness is the poison dagger, and now that Frodo is immune to the poison he is now immortal.

why hobbits are the superior race

Being the undisputed authority on hobbits, it pains me to see people consider humans or elves to be the dominate race. It doesn't take a doctorate in Hobbitology to realize that the race, superior to all, is hobbits. Hobbits should have supreme control of all middle earth, not those pussy ass elves. I believe a hobbit, by the name of Hamsong Itletr described all races as, "Inferior to hobbits, they should be sent away for soiling our Hobbit world with their impurity. Now, being "The supreme voice on hobbits"(New Hobbiton Times) I do enjoy reading the works of H. Itler, however, even without one of my favorite intellectuals, discussing hobbit supremacy, the argument is still very obviously correct.

why hobbits should be taught in schools

I consider myself to be a fairly intellectual individual, and we have to accept the fact that our children are being raised and taught to be degenerates, however, there is a way to combat our future adults from being complete assholes. In order to raise the standard of education we simply must have entire courses dedicated to hobbits, that's right. I went around town and asked people what they knew about hobbits, considering myself an authority on the subject, no one was as smart as me so they were all idiots. Unlike me, none of the people i asked either knew about hobbit geography, physiology, or wanted to talk to me. I then came up with the very good conclusion that hobbits aren't being taught in our schools. So i decided to use my vast amount of fans to help me reform education.

If I were a hobbit

If i were a hobbit my name would be Brumples Baggins, i would be 7 foot tall and get all of the babes because i would be the tallest hobbit. I would be best freinds with a wookie named Chunllllllles and we would high five a lot. My car would be made of the finest animal furs imported from africa and go 1 million miles every quarter of a second. I would wear a tuxedo every day even though i would be an assassin, my partner in assassinating shit would be a giant velociraptors made of regular sized velociraptors glued together using elmers children safe glue, but he always falls apart so i have to glue him back together, i offer him to get the stronger glue but he says not to, I am a hobbit, velociraptors are very polite and dont want me to go out of my way to get more glue, it is really no big deal, it would only take me like 5 minutes. I would also have lazer vision because all hobbits have lazer vision.

why hobbits don't wear shoes

Hobbits don't wear shoes because FUCK SHOES, also they dont need them because they have furry feet.

hobbits in harry potter

harry potter would be better with hobbits

hobbits are very good

hobbits are so cool, they make me very happy. If hobbits were not around i would probably get sad and cry all the time, thankfully there are many hobbits in the realm of my imagination. who needs freinds when you can have an imaginary adventure with bilbo baggins in the land of hobbiton in the shire.