why hobbits are the superior race

Being the undisputed authority on hobbits, it pains me to see people consider humans or elves to be the dominate race. It doesn't take a doctorate in Hobbitology to realize that the race, superior to all, is hobbits. Hobbits should have supreme control of all middle earth, not those pussy ass elves. I believe a hobbit, by the name of Hamsong Itletr described all races as, "Inferior to hobbits, they should be sent away for soiling our Hobbit world with their impurity. Now, being "The supreme voice on hobbits"(New Hobbiton Times) I do enjoy reading the works of H. Itler, however, even without one of my favorite intellectuals, discussing hobbit supremacy, the argument is still very obviously correct.